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Academy track

Make it sound like you

AI that writes like you, checked against nine numbers measured from your own prose rather than adjectives like warm and punchy.

  • 5 steps
  • 2 hours 20 minutes in total
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The steps

Each one ends with a check you run yourself. The box is yours to tick when it passes.

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  1. Step 1.Collect the writing that was actually for someone
    25 minutesOpen to everyone

    Done means

    wc -w corpus.txt returns a number between 1,500 and 3,000, and reading the first line aloud names a reader rather than a subject. Run it again after every deletion. If the count falls under 1,500 you have collected too narrowly, and if it climbs over 3,000 you have stopped choosing.

  2. Step 2.Measure it, do not describe it
    20 minutes

    Done means

    Run the script on your corpus, then on 2,000 words published by somebody else in your field. Their median must differ from yours by two words or more, or their short share from yours by five points or more. If both land inside those margins, your corpus is too mixed to teach anything, and you go back to step 1 and cut a register out.

  3. Step 3.Name the moves, cite the line
    30 minutes

    Done means

    Cover the quotes and read the move names on their own. Search corpus.txt for a third occurrence of each move, one you have not already cited. Any move where you cannot find one inside two minutes comes off the list. What survives is the profile, and the same pass run next month will cut more.

  4. Step 4.Write one sample and score it against yourself
    30 minutes

    Done means

    The sample sits within two words of your corpus median, within five points of your short rate, and its parenthesis, exclamation and question rates are no higher than yours. Where your corpus rate is zero the sample must be zero as well. Zero means zero. One exclamation mark against a corpus of none is a fail, and you delete it rather than argue with it.

  5. Step 5.The model will invent your life if you let it
    35 minutes

    Done means

    Plant one false claim in the draft on purpose, in your own rhythm, before you run the audit. Something like a client email you never received, and the audit must return that exact sentence marked UNSUPPORTED. If it comes back clean, your auditor is reading the voice. It is not reading the claims. An auditor is worth nothing until it fails that test.

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The rest of this track is included in Membership.

Step one is open to everyone, in full. Every step after it opens on a member account.

Included in Membership — £79/month.